However, these lighter-carrier necklaces emphatically do not. I totally want one, but what would I use it for? A chalk carryall for writing on the chalkboard at work? A cat-treat pouch for when the cats and I work on their circus tricks? A teensy tiny purse for my spare change?
The world is mine.
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or to have an extra lighter around for whenever i lose mine and want to smoke.
how is that for a plan?
That's not a plan I can get behind, Juan. I like you and your life more than I like being able to help you when you want to smoke but don't have a lighter.
what? I totally smoke with my dogs all the time. that's why I've got the deep, raspy voice I have. fo reals. I sound like a man on the phone.
just kidding. not really. well, it's not deep.
but I actually made a similar thing before to hold my chapstick when I was working in museums and didn't have pockets in my dresses/skirts...it was so awes ppl copied me...b/c I'm dope like that. fo reals. this time I'm not lying.
Dude. That sounds TOTALLY AWESOME. You must have been the COOLEST museum educator EVER. I bet I could get some sweet kit or something at Tandy leather and whip something up myself!
Back when I was in middle school, the SUPER COOL thing to do was to wear Lip Smackers around your neck on a shoelace. Except that only the 7th grade girls did it, and I heard a dude who I had a crush on complaining about how stupid it was and how the 8th grade girls didn't pull that shit, so I stopped IMMEDIATELY.
hahahahahaha thank you for that story. it made my day.
Yeah... I guess there's no denying the influence of a dude.
BONERS...I hate them all.
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