Dear Lonely Lady at Hazel & Montrose,

I really like you and your 'funky' lion. May we be friends? If so, may I come over to your house and look through all your lion accessories? Afterward I could brush your hair or ventriloquize your lion as entertainment. We could watch tv together and invite the whole neighborhood.
I love you.
Love, Rachel-Leigh

3 comments:

Lindsay said...

Um. That is sort of amazing. What was the lion for Halloween?

Grow Books Press said...

He was Zorro!

Lindsay said...

Derrr. I'm a fool.