Today may or may not be the day that Mr. Cat turns 5.

It's all a bit hard to tell because A) Dudley's general language skills are a bit behind that of a human's and B) I'm not techincally his mother, so I wasn't actually there for his birth. However, I do know that Dudley Polkadot Crammond was born under some porch in some part of Michigan on some day in November. And, thus, Dudley Polkadot Crammond is 5 f.ing years old.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAT! YOU RULE TIMES INFINITY.