Really, American Apparel? REALLY?!?

A few days ago, I received an email from American Apparel with some last-minute suggestions for this year's Halloween costume:

ZOMG, American Apparel! You want me to wear THIS trick-or-treating??? ARE YOU MAD?

Now, I am of the opinion that a little daily vulgarity never hurt anyone, however these are the sorts of suggestions that immediately unearth my inner-Victorian and cause an overwhelming wave of modesty to wash over me. Even the act of sorting through American Apparel's product-shots, ensuring that I didn't include any visible BOOBS in my post, made feel awfully starched and conservative. Puritanism RULES!

And with that, I offer the wholesome:

Happy Halloween, from my bow-tie-wearing kitty pumpkin and ever-modest pals!