Want to come to my birfday partay?!?

I have a birthday on Saturday, and Rachel begged me to let her design the partay invitation (graciously offered to do it).  Hahahahaha.  I can't get over how ridiculous(ly awesome) it is.  Am I the blond, roller-skating, midriff-baring bunny?

We also had a really good conversation last night regarding my Big Day:

Rachel: Ok, so you have two birthday present choices.  One, I'll take you to the tattoo parlour on Thursday, and you can spend up to $60 on a new tattoo.  We can get matching best friend necklace tattoos.  Do you want that?  Or you can have the surprise behind Door Number 2.
Linzo: Hmmm.  I think I'll go Door Number 2.  What is it?!?
Rachel: I CAN'T TELL YOU.  But, I'm 95% sure it will work out for your party on Saturday.
Linzo: Is it only a party thing?
Rachel: No.  It's a forever thing.
Linzo: Is it a new cat?  I don't want another cat.
Rachel: No, that's illegal.
Linzo: What's illegal?
Rachel: Having 4 cats in Chicago is illegal.  I think that is important information for you to know.
Linzo: (Silence)  Ok, good. I don't want another cat.

In summation: Birthday Party.  Saturday.  Come.  Rachel is the bomb.

6 comments:

Hello Lindello said...

whaaaat? this is AWESOME. what great friends you have. I so wish I could go!!! When I come down to Chicago next we'll have to meet for drinks.

ps. you should totally get a bf tattoo necklaces :)

Grow Books Press said...

Yes, Linzo you ARE the midriff baring bunny with the bob.

haha that was a good conversation. Im glad you laugh at my jokes.

p.s. can i join you for drinks too??

Unknown said...

HOTTTTTTXXXTTTT INVITE RACHEL

Grow Books Press said...

hahahahha!!! THANKS!

Megan said...

HAPPY FUCKINNN BIRDDAY, DUUUDE! and I seriously love the invite...the tail is the best part...and I'm w/Rachel and Kate on this one: bestie tats. I'm trying to get my bestie (also in Chicago) to get a tat w/me of a small cat for our informal cat club on our hands, man. HAND TATS. you need to do that.

WISH I COULD COOOOOME AND HANG OUT W/U & UR KEWL FRIENDS!!!!!

Lindsay said...

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Kate & Megan! Rachel's just kind of the BOMB. That's all.

And, YES, Kate! Drinks! In Chicago! Woot woot woot!