Dear Man or Woman Who Stole My Shit,

Why'd you steal my shit?!?
Love, Linzo

In an impulsive act of self-congratulation for receiving my first paycheck as a full-time, benefit-ed employee of the Albany Park Community Center, I thought I'd treat myself to some Mociun. So, I bought $100 worth of shirts and posters.

And then some total jerkface STOLE the FedEx-package-of-delight-and-happiness from the entrance to my home. Or the sidewalk outside of my home? Or from the FedEx truck?

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH 2 MOCIUN T SHIRTS, A COTTON TANK (not pictured), AND AN INK-BLOT POSTER? ARE YOU GOING TO WALK AROUND MY HOOD WEARING MY CLOTHES, YOU JERK? Grrr.

Unhappiness ensues.

2 comments:

Grow Books Press said...

Awwwwwww DAAAANG!!! That sucks double-time. Maybe your pkg is insured??

Lindsay said...

Yeah! GRRRR! F THAT.