Don't online shop* for summer clothing** after drinking rum, tequila, vodka, beer, or otherwise. You don't have enough money in your bank account for such flights of fancy.
**at Swedish online boutiques, where shipping to the US costs more than the total purchase
*in early to mid September of the coldest summer in recent history
*in early to mid September of the coldest summer in recent history
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The best thing about ordering something from Sweden? I now get emails in SWEDISH. FUCK YEAH.
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