According to Amazon.com, I am the ultimate woman!

I am a frequent user of Amazon.

Here is a sampling of what I came across in my "recommendations."

Q: Do I want to know how to fashion and handle long hair? A: Yes!
Q: Do I need a book on practical home millinery? A: I already own a millinery handbook, but there is always room for one more!
Q: Do I need 3-piece stockpot set in PINK?? A: FUCK YEAH I DO!!!!

I love you Amazon. Thank you for being in tune with my womanhood.