Unemployment is the Pits.

I enjoy the consumption of goods.
However, without steady employment, such things are unacceptable.

Exhibit A:

I would like to purchase this killer Mociun organic cotton tank.
It is priced, on sale at Creatures of Comfort, at a mere $40.
However, there is no $40 bill in my pocket. I'm not a thousandaire.

Insert Gigantic Whiny & Dejected Face Here

I'm considering prostitution as a forthcoming career move.