OR, don't laugh at a guy who dresses like an accountant and looks like Scott Baluka or he will try and make-out with you, despite clearly having your arms-crossed, not making eye contact, and are 100% disinterested.
I was thinking that he dressed sort of dressed like a junior high school boy circa 1996 meets a Long Island frat brother circa 2001. Brown waffle/thermal shirt coupled with some New Balance 992s. HOT. VERY HOT.
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HAHAHA three night binger!
woooot!
At least the toupee guy thought we were foxy.
Lesson Learned: Don't laugh at a guy for wearing a wig to a bar, because he will think you are making eyes with him.
OR, don't laugh at a guy who dresses like an accountant and looks like Scott Baluka or he will try and make-out with you, despite clearly having your arms-crossed, not making eye contact, and are 100% disinterested.
I was thinking that he dressed sort of dressed like a junior high school boy circa 1996 meets a Long Island frat brother circa 2001. Brown waffle/thermal shirt coupled with some New Balance 992s. HOT. VERY HOT.
He probably wears cologne and shaves his balls, but not his back hair
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