While you're at it...

Please also buy me this Rittenhouse denim skirt & these Grey Ant corduroys. They're on sale!!! And, blue's sorta my color.

Love FOREVER AND EVER, Lindsay C

PS. $$$

Dear rich man (or woman) who wants to buy me things,

Please purchase one high-waisted bikini in each color. I promise that I'll maybe go to the beach this summer if you do. You can find them for me here & here.
Love, Lindsay C.

Damnit. I wish I could look this awesome.

Ugh, I love denim.

HAPPYEARLYBIRTHDAYRACHEL!!!

Dude. HAPPY TWENTY-?TH BIRTHDAY A FEW WEEKS EARLY!!

(I hope you think they're awesome.)
(I hope they fit.)

If You Ain't Got No Money, Take Yo Broke Ass Home

Seriously, a Cadillac thimble?!?! This is Amazing! I can't afford a Cadillac, but now when I sew in public, people may think that I actually have a Cadillac (Escalade...Holla holla!)

My house is TFC

Jim Crammond via Linzo gave me this blue Windsor chair. I thought I was being clever by covering the back with an Irish fisherman's sweater. You be the judge.

Also, a cute cross stitch that I altered in order to show my support for gay marriage. I'm going to send this picture to Dan Savage and hope that he mentions it in his podcast or column.

God Save Gold Filigree

Yes, I own this, and I am a lucky gal.  It is a tea pot, by the by.  Its so bougie I can barely handle it.

Fuck.

I need this.

Mociun.2

................

Part 1 of my Mociun camouflage has arrived. Yay.
I had to pay attention and hold the t shirt very still whilst taking the picture,
as the batik print is not a photographer's best friend.

Capital Loss, Til Debt Do Us Part, and Family Tree

Pougialis Award Show

For all y'all who couldn't make it here is my work and a few others who competed. The winner was a performance piece, a man dressed in business casual took about 25 minutes to shave his entire body. It was impressive.

My favorite piece of the show was the dance video a guy made set to Fergi's 'Glamorous' and in front of the TV he had a fake turd (poop) rotating in a bed of gold glitter. Boo ya!

There will never be enough Targets (J/K...kinda)

I walk by this construction site just about every day, and I have come to realize that I love cranes. Probably because they're the closest thing to real dinosaurs.

Now its time to get high and watch The Simpsons. G'night.

Needlepoint Overload

I went on vacation last month to Florida and toured the Ringling mansion in Sarasota. The mansion was amazing and this needle point chair caught my eye. I love the squirrel detail on the back of the chair. When I got up close to the chair it seemed barely worn, despite being almost one hundred years old. Beautiful.

LOL

Translation can be humorous. This garment tag told me to wash and iron upside down. ha. 

In case you forgot...

Robert Longo is AWESOME.

One of my favorites

I've been thinking about this movie a lot recently and I think I'm going to buy it on Amazon. Its one of my favorites and I highly recommend it if Herbie Hancock + mod + white leather boots tickles your fancy...then this movie will cure what ails 'ya.

BonerLand

They sure don't make 'em like this anymore.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Dear Former Governor Blogejevich,

If ever you invite Heidi or Spencer to your home at 2934 W Sunnyside for a BBQ or a potluck or a dance party or any other engagement, please remember to also invite me. (I'm only a block away!)

Yours, Lindsay C

Dear Will Oldham,

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

We could maybe wear matching denim cut-offs on our first date.

I want to go to there:

Labour and Wait

Keep feeding me this shit, Mollie. It RULES TO THE MAX.

Mollie, SINCE I KNOW THAT YOU ARE READING THIS:

Please visit this blog. It is the best f.ing blog ever.

This was extremely embarassing to purchase:

However, you can't not buy a used straw cowboy hat when it comes with
two, matching, friendship
FEATHERED-ROACH-CLIP-HAIR-ACCESSORIES.

Rachel, do you want to be my feathered-roach-clip-hair-accessory pal?
You can have the mauve one to match your glasses!!!

What? This is my fashion model pose. Deal.

Would my students learn more or less English if I wore this to school?

Rachel, PLEASE get to work on that camel-toe guard soon!!!
Sigh.

You can purchase this for me here.



PS. I'd OBV belt it with this:

SeriouslyRachelComeyICan'tGetEnough

Yo Rachel!

Yo Linzo!

These are totally you, probably. 

MOLD

Fake fungus embroidery RULES!

OMGizzle...These stationary sets are to die for (and my b-day is May 18th, btw!)

The silhouette designs are delicious. You can buy them here.

NERD ALERT!

This is what Amy and I look like when we pretend to be teachers.

226th Anniversary of Cease Fire

Today is the anniversary of the commencement of fighting during the American Revolution. To celebrate, here is Georgie and my English Spaniel Katie...OH the regality!!

Uptown Color Schemes

I am fortunate enough to have a job that allows me to travel around on foot all day (btw...EVERYTHING is with in walking distance). These are some pictures I snapped while enjoying the fabulous weather. All these images were found with in a 1 block radius! Chicago neighborhoods cease to amaze me!!